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    Chainsaw 'tree killer' hunted by police and residents

    They are being hunted by the special branch.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      The European Super league.

      Sponsored by Dominoes.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        "Joe Biden appears to call for guilty verdict in Derek Chauvin murder trial"

        He must be more senile than I thought. Chauvin is still alive; I saw him on the TV yesterday.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          What do you do if Warty throws a pin at you ?

          Run like ****, he’s got a grenade in his mouth !!!
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I was talking to my mate who's a bodybuilder.

            He said, "I've given up on protein powders".

            "No whey!" I replied.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              I was chatting to a German lass in a bar, but there were some communication problems.

              I made the mistake of saying I wanted to get tulipfaced.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Yesterday was the 5th anniversary of Princes death. Strange, it only seems like last week since we buried the him.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Joe Biden- “We've reached 200 million shots”

                  Where, In schools?
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    I once worked nights at the concession at the roller rink to make some extra money,

                    i told this one kid who was giving me trouble, "I did not lose a leg in Iraq just to come home and sell hot dogs to annoying ******* 12 year olds !"

                    He looked and said, "You have both your legs."

                    "Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Iraq."
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I used to work in the cafe at a nudist colony, and I was the most popular guy there. Mainly because I could carry two cups of coffee, and a dozen ring doughnuts at the same time.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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