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Chainsaw 'tree killer' hunted by police and residents

They are being hunted by the special branch.

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The European Super league.

Sponsored by Dominoes.

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"Joe Biden appears to call for guilty verdict in Derek Chauvin murder trial"

He must be more senile than I thought. Chauvin is still alive; I saw him on the TV yesterday.

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What do you do if Warty throws a pin at you ?

Run like ****, he’s got a grenade in his mouth !!!

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I was talking to my mate who's a bodybuilder.

He said, "I've given up on protein powders".

"No whey!" I replied.

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I was chatting to a German lass in a bar, but there were some communication problems.

I made the mistake of saying I wanted to get tulipfaced.

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Yesterday was the 5th anniversary of Princes death. Strange, it only seems like last week since we buried the him.

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Joe Biden- “We've reached 200 million shots”

Where, In schools?

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I once worked nights at the concession at the roller rink to make some extra money,

i told this one kid who was giving me trouble, "I did not lose a leg in Iraq just to come home and sell hot dogs to annoying ******* 12 year olds !"

He looked and said, "You have both your legs."

"Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Iraq."

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I used to work in the cafe at a nudist colony, and I was the most popular guy there. Mainly because I could carry two cups of coffee, and a dozen ring doughnuts at the same time.