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    Why did the chicken go to the séance?



    To get to the other side.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Where are average things manufactured?




      The satisfactory.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Every religion has its own God; some have many gods, but there is only one Devil.


        He's a soul trader.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          How does Moses make tea?
          He brews.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
            The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
              Diddly-squats.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
                Because you should never drink and derive.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
                  A receding hare-line.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
                    The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
                      A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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