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Son: Did you know in some countries you don't even know your wife until you get married?
Me: It's like that everywhere, mate.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I started talking a really good looking girl at the bar.
Holding my stomach in I said, "I'm a bit of an adrenaline junkie."
She said, "Really, What's the scariest thing you've done?"
I said, "Well, last night I ordered a chicken kebab from a takeaway with a zero hygiene rating."Comment
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A nun went to see Mother Superior and said, "Mother Superior, my bra's bust."
Mother Superior replied, "Daughter of the church, remember where you are."
She said, "Ok then, Mother Superior, my cup runneth over."Comment
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My wife walked in on me wearing her clothes this morning... Neither of us were that surprised...
Why wouldn't she be wearing her clothes.Comment
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I heard something on the radio today that made me chuckle... Prince Phillip is standing down from public duties at age 95. He intends to take up painting water colours..... does that make him the artist formally known as Prince.....?“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Nappies and politicians should be changed regularly, both for the same reason.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI heard something on the radio today that made me chuckle... Prince Phillip is standing down from public duties at age 95. He intends to take up painting water colours..... does that make him the artist formally known as Prince.....?
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No, because he will still be a Prince, and either way he was Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark before he got marriedOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI heard something on the radio today that made me chuckle... Prince Phillip is standing down from public duties at age 95. He intends to take up painting water colours..... does that make him the artist formally known as Prince.....?
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black have tied the knot
What is the point in that, there is no way that either of them could get pregnantComment
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