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    There is a nudist convention on in town next week.

    I might go if I have nothing on.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Nice to see sickipedia is back up and running....
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        I've just noticed Casualty is up to series 31, and to keep it true to life, some of the patients from series 1 are just being seen.
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          If someone tries to shoot the President, will someone shout "Donald Duck!"?
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            A bunch of scumbags stole 20 crates of Red Bull from my local supermarket yesterday.

            I don't know how the bastards sleep at night
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              For Sale : 1 x WWII French Infantrymans Rifle - very good condition - hardly used - dropped once
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                For Sale : 1 x WWII French Infantrymans Rifle - very good condition - hardly used - dropped once
                For Sale: 1 x French Tank gearbox. Forward gears as new. Reverse gears worn out.
                {emotionless greeting}

                Three Word Slogan

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                  Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    My name is Fin, which means it's very hard for me to end emails without sounding pretentious.
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'.
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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