I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
My dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Say what you want about deaf people…“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet – you can hide, but you can’t run.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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An axe murderer is taking his young victim into the lonely woods.
The kid starts crying. Again.
"What's wrong now?" asks the psycho.
"I'm scared!" cries the child.
"You're scared?" replies the axe murderer, "I've got to find my way back out on my own in a bit."The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Having watched Benefits street, it's not much different to Sesame Street.
Both have a big bird, a bloke living out of a bin, and people trying to learn the alphabet.Comment
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Durex have bought out a new super sensitive condom.
It hangs around after sex and talks to the woman about 'feelings'Comment
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for our married men
A survey amongst married couples has revealed that the best sexual position is "Doggie Style"
That's only because the husband has to sit and beg, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.Comment
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