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    This may make me sound a bit bigheaded… but I can't get my jumper off.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      The good thing about the vote of no confidence coming straight after the jubilee is that if the PM goes we still have all the stuff for street parties.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        I dreamt about skips last night..
        What I rubbish dream I thought..
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          If your girlfriend has a friend that annoys you, don't tell her to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            What starts with a W and ends with a T.





            It really does, I swear.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              What starts with a W and ends with a T.





              It really does, I swear.
              antidisestablishmentarianism bet you can't spell it.. = IT

              just as old!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Somewhere out there there's a bullet with your name on it.

                That's probably why The Man With No Name never got shot.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I'm thinking of starting a leaf cleaning business.

                  I'll be raking it in.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    The Beastie Boys have released their greatest hits as a 5 part set.
                    Parts A-D are free of charge, but you’ve got to fight for your right to part E.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      Are you sweating whilst putting fuel in your car?
                      Feeling sick when paying?

                      You have got the carownervirus
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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