Reply to: Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

Q. Name a great Welsh butter?
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A. Ryan Giggs

[vetran]

Somebody just asked me what I know about atoms.

Very little

[vetran]

Adele has declared her wish to marry Rich Paul

Heather Mills hatched a similar plan years ago

[vetran]

I just failed my RAF entrance exam.

Apparently 'the Bombay doors' are NOT an Indian tribute band ??

[WTFH]

Today my doctor told me I was colour blind.


That really came out of the purple.

[WTFH]

It must be an extremely worrying time for anybody who has dumped a body in a reservoir.

[vetran]

What's the difference between vetran and my septic tank?

My septic tank isn't full of tulip. (I expect to tell the same joke in 2 years time and may even use this post as a reminder as to when I last had it emptied)

I expect you will still be talking Tulip & being unfunny in 2 years.

[WTFH]

What's the difference between vetran and my septic tank?

My septic tank isn't full of tulip. (I expect to tell the same joke in 2 years time and may even use this post as a reminder as to when I last had it emptied)

[vetran]

Didn't know Alexei was their new driver?

James May 'was rushed to hospital after crashing into a wall at 75mph during filming for the Amazon Prime show' The only thing to improve this episode would be if Clarkson were in the passenger seat.

[vetran]

I don?t think the Man Utd WAGs have anything to worry about. I've not seen a bunch of men play away so badly in my lifetime.

[WTFH]

I've almost finished my A to Z of Lionel Richie songs, but I'm stuck on u.

[WTFH]

Lots of people in my meditation class have complained about the teacher so now he has been referred to the ommmmmmmbudsman.

[WTFH]

*Enter New Password*


PopeyewithnoSpinach



*Password is not strong enough*

[WTFH]

It’s my wife’s birthday in a couple of weeks and she’s been leaving jewellery catalogs all over our house.



So I've taken the hint and got her a magazine rack.

[WTFH]

I opened 3 birthday cards yesterday and I feel so grateful for all the money I received.


Being a postman has such great perks.