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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compare dick sizes. ******* weirdo didn't even turn up.
    FTFY
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Coolio dies and leaves his management entourage.

      Or as he called them, the gangster's parasites.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        **** off Holly & Phil I'm seeing Coolio's coffin before you
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Someone threw a bottle of Mayo at me

          What the Hellman!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Gareth Southgate admits Mick Lynch is England's best striker.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Trump is publishing another book about business, this one has six chapter elevens.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Koreans are like a box of chocolates.

                They'll kill your dog!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  They say '50 is the new 30'.

                  I still got three points on my licence though.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    I am disappointed that Netflix had to cancel season five of the life of Vivaldi.


                    A spokesperson said, they only had enough money to fund four seasons..
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Isn't a Truss meant to be something to prop something up rather than collapse it?
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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