Please put more jokes here

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Went to have an haircut Barber said do you want it cut around the back?

No I replied I'll stay here in with everyone else

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My dad's star sign was Cancer which is ironic considering the way that he died.

He was killed by a giant crab.

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I've managed to keep my energy bills down for the next few months. I used a paperweight.

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I've managed to keep my energy bills down for the next few months. I used a paperweight.

Derry Craic?

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King Charles will not make as many foreign visits as Queen Elizabeth did.

Because the Queen could go any distance but the King can only move one space at a time.

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Derry Craic?

ah no Sickipedia but they seem to share a lot of jokes. Cheers.

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My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed........
"It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.

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I never thought I'd say I missed the competency of Bojo

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In the 1920s we took the children out of the coal mines.

In the 2020s the most popular game on the internet is Minecraft.

The children yearn for the mines.

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Questions have been raised over France's supply of weapons to Ukraine.

Were they questions like "what are we supposed to do with all these white flags?"