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    Went to have an haircut Barber said do you want it cut around the back?

    No I replied I'll stay here in with everyone else
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      My dad's star sign was Cancer which is ironic considering the way that he died.

      He was killed by a giant crab.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        I've managed to keep my energy bills down for the next few months. I used a paperweight.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          I've managed to keep my energy bills down for the next few months. I used a paperweight.
          Derry Craic?
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            King Charles will not make as many foreign visits as Queen Elizabeth did.

            Because the Queen could go any distance but the King can only move one space at a time.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

              Derry Craic?
              ah no Sickipedia but they seem to share a lot of jokes. Cheers.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed........
                "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I never thought I'd say I missed the competency of Bojo
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    In the 1920s we took the children out of the coal mines.

                    In the 2020s the most popular game on the internet is Minecraft.

                    The children yearn for the mines.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Questions have been raised over France's supply of weapons to Ukraine.

                      Were they questions like "what are we supposed to do with all these white flags?"
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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