Vincent Van Broth
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My Spanish neighbour has just thrown a right strop, reckons that I've been playing my Madness too loud...
Miguels mad at me.Comment
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Police pulled me over in Wales for erratic driving and said I was driving to fast I replied I'm not im driving to CaerphillyComment
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I've got a pet owl who fancies its chances of getting laid via social media.
It likes to tweet to woo.
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My mate said to the wife: "Honey, I have a problem".
"Darling" she replied. "If you have a problem, then we have a problem. We're a married couple and we are in this together so we'll act as a unit, ok? Don't ever forget that."
"Well then," he replied, "we've got your sister pregnant".
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I can't believe people are trolling Ellie Simmonds, saying she's the perfect height for a certain sex act.
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