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What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales?
A leisure centreAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Matt Hancocks first I?m a Celebrity bush tucker trial - navigate blindly through rats, cockroaches and snakes picking up points along the way?..
Just another day in parliament then.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My favourite part in Pretty Woman is her joy when he agrees to pay $3000 for 6 days, effectively lowering her rate from $100/hr to $21/hrAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My friend is a prostitute in a working-class neighbourhood.
She's not a specialist, more a jack off all trades.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Monday: Had a quarterpounder with cheese.
Tuesday: Had a Brown Derby.
Wednesday: Had a Bender and chips.
Thursday: Had a Knickerbockerglory.
Friday: Had a spicy beanbuger.
Saturday: Had a salad and onion rings.
Sunday: Had a chicken pizza.
Diary of a Wimpy kid.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Wanna come back to Myspace so I can Twitter with your Yahoo and Google all over your Facebook?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Philip Schofield has lodged a formal complaint with the BBC:
"I was told Gary Neville was going to get roasted by the panel on Have I Got News For You....
".... all they did was scrutinise his decision to work for Qatari TV" - he wrote.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The was concern last night in the jungle when Matt Hancock was stung by a scorpion.
"I feel dizzy, confused, nauseous. Will I be alright?", asked the scorpion.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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How many Albanians does it take to change a lightbulb?.
None. Room Service does it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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