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    "Not Wally" "Not Wally" "Not Wally" "Not Wally" "Not Wally" "Not Wally" "Wally" "Not Wally" "Not Wally" "Not Wally" - Where's Wally? (Audiobook)
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales?

      A leisure centre
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Matt Hancocks first I?m a Celebrity bush tucker trial - navigate blindly through rats, cockroaches and snakes picking up points along the way?..

        Just another day in parliament then.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          for contractors

          My favourite part in Pretty Woman is her joy when he agrees to pay $3000 for 6 days, effectively lowering her rate from $100/hr to $21/hr
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            My friend is a prostitute in a working-class neighbourhood.

            She's not a specialist, more a jack off all trades.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Monday: Had a quarterpounder with cheese.
              Tuesday: Had a Brown Derby.
              Wednesday: Had a Bender and chips.
              Thursday: Had a Knickerbockerglory.
              Friday: Had a spicy beanbuger.
              Saturday: Had a salad and onion rings.
              Sunday: Had a chicken pizza.

              Diary of a Wimpy kid.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Wanna come back to Myspace so I can Twitter with your Yahoo and Google all over your Facebook?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Philip Schofield has lodged a formal complaint with the BBC:

                  "I was told Gary Neville was going to get roasted by the panel on Have I Got News For You....

                  ".... all they did was scrutinise his decision to work for Qatari TV" - he wrote.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    The was concern last night in the jungle when Matt Hancock was stung by a scorpion.

                    "I feel dizzy, confused, nauseous. Will I be alright?", asked the scorpion.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      How many Albanians does it take to change a lightbulb?.

                      None. Room Service does it.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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