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    I bet home schooling will go badly. I can see students suspended for fighting. And teachers fired for drinking.

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      We should really look to Newton in the current situation, it underscores the gravity of the situation.

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        I ran out of toilet paper so have begun using old newspapers.

        The Times are rough
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Finland has closed its borders

          No one will be crossing the Finish Line
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            Nail Salons closed...
            Lash Salons closed...
            Hair Salons closed...
            Tanning Salons closed...
            Waxing Salons closed...

            It's about to get ugly out there.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                My cleaner walked out the other day.

                I miss her. She’s left a vacuum.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  So apparently you can’t say computer virus anymore, it’s PC gone mad.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Clocks go forward next weekend. Hopefully by about 3 months....

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                      So much for key workers carrying on.

                      Timpsons have closed all their shops today.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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