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[SimonMac]

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the ocean blush?

Because it saw the seaweed

[LondonManc]

Yo mama is so poor she couldn’t pay attention

You want my comeback?
Scrape it off yo mama’s face.

[DaveB]

You want my comeback?
Scrape it off yo mama’s face.

Yo Mama is so fat she has to wear two watches, one for each time zone.

[SimonMac]

I went to the music shop and asked the owner if I could see their littlest oboe.

He said "maybe tomorrow".

[SimonMac]

Yo Mama is so fat she has to wear two watches, one for each time zone.

Yo mama is so fat, her high school photo was an aerial shot

[original PM]

Yo mama so fat she ain't got friends, just people stuck in orbit.

[NotAllThere]

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?



About 5000 miles.

What's the difference between an African elephant and an Arctic elephant.

An Artic elephant is colder.

[LondonManc]

Yo mama so fat she ain't got friends, just people stuck in orbit.

Yo mama is so fat, she tried to take a selfie but ran out of battery.

[NotAllThere]

Edison was going to call it "The MothAttractor".

[WTFH]

Do you know what the greatest cause of dry skin is?




...towels.