Why do women take their children to supermarkets to smack them?
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I hate French jokes.
They're crêpe.
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In mathematics, a transcendental number is a number (possibly a complex number) that is not algebraic, that is not a solution of a non-constant polynomial equation with rational coefficients.
Or in other words i've never seen a womans boobies, but my friend colin once pushed his moobs together and i got a hard on."Wait, I still function!"Comment
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I've been advised to stop eating fish, on medical grounds.
Apparently I'm putting off the others in the waiting room."Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Definition of pressure:
A wife, a mistress and a mortgage.
All one month late……"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree on a Double Decker, it was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street, infront of the Fishermans Friend pub. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said in a quiet Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. They checked into a hotel, he touched her Creame Eggs and then he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Milky Way, He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of sheer Turkish Delight. Sadly, three days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts!"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Who the fek puts in that extra stair when you're trying to walk downstairs in the dark?
The same person who takes one away when you try walking up them."Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and pinning the tail on the donkey, but everyone can find and push the snooze button in under a second, eyes closed, first time, every time."Wait, I still function!"Comment
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I heard a bloke singing, "Do... Re... Mi..." the other day.
I thought to myself, "He'll go Far.""Wait, I still function!"Comment
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I see the new Michael Jackson film has been rated PG.
Even after his death he can't be trusted with kids.Comment
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