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    I witnessed absolutely disgusting behaviour on the on the prom in Llandudno today. Saw a man and woman having an almighty argument in front of a load of kids. Suddenly the woman smacked the guy on the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took out his baton to the man. The guy managed to snatch it off him and began to assault the copper and his wife.
    Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages.

    I love watching Punch and Judy!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      My wife still hasn't got the hang of the offside rule:

      It's anywhere in the TV room unless she's carrying beer and pizza.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        History...

        Written by victors,

        ...deleted by W*****s.
        Last edited by vetran; 25 June 2014, 08:13. Reason: so it made sense after the filter
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          What ever happened to jokes about white dog tulip? You never see jokes about white dog tulip any more
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            What ever happened to jokes about white dog tulip? You never see jokes about white dog tulip any more
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              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              Someone follows Viz on twitter
              FTFY
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                Someone follows Viz on facebook


                Please keep up the good wirk SM and Vetran. I loved reading the jokes.

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                  SAS's new job

                  A man went into a Restaurant and, not finding anything he fancied on the menu, looked up at the blackboard on the wall. It just read:

                  "The Chef's Special."

                  What the hell, he thought. "I'll go for pot luck." he told the waiter, pointing at the blackboard.

                  When his meal came he took one mouthful and spat it out. "This tastes like ******* playdoh!" he roared at the waiter.

                  "That's because it IS playdoh. We did warn you the Chef's special."
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Just downloaded a video of Luis Suárez's greatest moments.

                    It was only 3 mega bites.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      The biggest worry I have over Scottish "Independence" is that the rest of the UK will be blamed for it....
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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