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    This morning, I attended a fantastic lecture on practical jokes.


    I was glued to my seat.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      I went for a job interview and I was put on the short list.


      I’m 6ft, how big are the others?
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        The political situation in the UK is beyond parody.

        During last night's Repair Shop, King Charles asked Jay Blades to form a government by mistake.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          I'm creating a new perfume for introverts.


          It's called: Leave Me The Fu Cologne.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            My doctor's such a prude, he actually gasped when I dropped my pants and bent over.


            To be fair, the other people in Lidl were a bit surprised too.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              I was reading about a has-been who died yesterday having gained notoriety for ******* his 13-year-old cousin.

              Unfortunately it was Jerry Lee Lewis & not Prince Andrew.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                What's Dog tulip and Women got in common.
                The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  An owl has been rescued 100 miles out at sea by a fishing boat.
                  That's all fair well but what happened to the pussy cat?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.




                    Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      King Charles I: Dissolved Parliament.
                      King Charles II: Dissolved Parliament.
                      King Charles III: ..........................................
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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