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    Will Smith has just been charged with impersonating a white police officer.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Meghan Markle,
      it's very unusual for a black woman to have a ginger pussy.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        I would've thought Will Smith was used to his wife getting roasted in front of him.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Huh. Looks like Will Smith and his wife are both black slappers.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Can we arrange for Piers Morgan to host the Oscars next year?

            the gift bags can be sponsored by smith & wesson!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              So Will Smith punched Chris Rock at the Oscars.
              I feel sorry for the three people that had to witness seeing that on live television.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                The Fresh Prince of Bell End
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Report: Foo Fighters drummer had 10 different drugs in his system.

                  Or as Keith Richards call it, "breakfast."
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Just heard that Will Smith slapped a comedian at the Oscars.

                    They've got that wrong, he slapped Chris Rock.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      For PC & Warty

                      When I was working in the Welsh Valley's with an English mate, I told him Wales were short on women so the locals would have sex with the sheep!
                      After a few moments he said ok, let's do it, so I said right, I'll wake you up about 3am,

                      he looked at me in shock saying. " Why get up so early?" I replied, "You don't want an ugly one boyo!"
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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