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    My wife said it's either her or the dog.

    So I've got to choose between a hairy, drooling mongrel with bad breath. . . or my beloved canine.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      me and my mate went to London to become sperm donors.

      It was a disaster!

      I missed the tube and my mate came on the bus
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Emmanuel Macron is using social media to clarify France's position on the Ukraine war.

        He's sounding the retweet.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          For Minestrone

          My wife said, "You're an alcoholic."

          "I'm not," I replied, "Alcoholics need a drink. I've got plenty here."
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            “Look Mr Darcy, that poor wretch of a dog has no testicles.”

            “Miss Bennet, my dear lady, that’s a bitch.”

            “You’re telling me. I bet he’s well pissed off”.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              One of our previous cats was actually named Douglas. Though after the operation he was called Doug-less.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Ukrainians remind me of Americans.

                Heavily armed and have trouble speaking English.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  Ukrainians remind me of Americans.

                  Heavily armed and have trouble speaking English.
                  Your best yet.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    Just read a TripAdvisor review on the Grammy Awards.

                    "Deeply disappointing, not what I'd hoped for at all."

                    W. Rooney, Cheshire
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Whenever I attempt mental arithmetic I end up with a nasty headache.
                      That always tends to be the aftermath.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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