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Boris Johnson held and emergency cabinet meeting today.
Tomorrow it's going to be Pinot Grigio.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've been watching a lot of "reality" porn lately.
You know, where the couple go to bed but never have sex.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The answers to last week's Meg Ryan quiz were:
yes, yes! YES, YES!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Have you donated money to the Conservative party but not yet received a Knighthood?
You may be entitled to compensation...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Think I'll declare war on Afghanistan or somewhere like that.
I quite fancy a knighthood.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Former Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair is made a Sir in the New Year Honours list. He's in good company...Rolf Harris, Jimmy Savile, 'Prince' Naseem, Robert Mugabe, Benito Mussolini, Stuart Hall.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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An electron goes into a bar. The barman asks him "Where's proton?"
"He couldn't come. He's positive".Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I wanted to tell a joke about vaccination.
But you wouldn't get it.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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What do vampires drink to get drunk?
BloodweiserAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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