Originally posted by vetran
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This joke just sucks....
And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. -
BMW drivers are taking pride month a bit seriously.
This one's been up my arse for 5 miles!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"In terms of suppositories, is this one in your top five? Maybe even top 3?"
"I'm not sure if it's the best, but it's certainly up there"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Last night the government proved that the asylum seekers who were being deported were actually very British indeed...
Their flight was cancelled at the last minute.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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"I've taught my pet owl to tell really bad jokes."
"Can he tell one now?"
"No, he's knock-knockturnal."…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Just been sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about aeroplanes.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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People said I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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"Starmer brands Johnson as Jabba the Hutt...Hutt was a large slug-like alien...He was an obese and corrupt crime boss."
For all his faults, this comparison is more than a touch harsh on Mr Hutt.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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The 2022 panto auditions are over, and 4 kids have been rejected. To soften the blow we're telling them that they're on a shortlist.
It's a very short list. Of people rejected.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I got a phone call from Richard Dawkins at 3am this morning
"What are you doing ringing me at this ungodly hour?!" I asked
"Every hour is ungodly" he saidAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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