I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?
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I got a phone call from The Pope at 3am this morningOriginally posted by vetran View Post
"What are you doing ringing me at this ungodly hour?!" I asked
"No hour is ungodly" he saidDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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you had to throw that out there!Originally posted by WTFH View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The symbol of the Conservative party is a tree and like the tree in my back garden they?ve sat there and done **** all for the past 12 years.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I told my cat i was going to teach him to speak English.
He looked at me and said "Me? ow."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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MF walked past the TV and his wife missed two episodes.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Prince Andrew is selling Viagra tablets called The Grand Old Duke of York. No instructions with them. When it's up it's up. When it's down it's down....etcAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was trying to chat up this single mother in the pub the other night.
She asked me if I'd ever brought up a child and I said "Yes...but it was my own fault for trying to eat it all in one go."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The irony of petrol stations.
I'm the one doing the pumping, yet I'm still the one getting shafted.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just saw a recent photo of Kate Bush.
I don't think she'll be running anywhere.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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