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    What's the difference between brussel sprouts and semen?
    NLYUK still doesn't like the taste of sprouts.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      "I'm not racist," I said to my mate, "but I prefer my sandwiches cut diagonally."

      "...but that's not racist," he said.

      "Exactly," I replied, "I said I wasn't racist
      Last edited by vetran; 13 October 2016, 00:18.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        This Clown Craze has gone too far.

        I mean think about it

        Donald Trump President of America
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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          Snowballs.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Bit of politics

              Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?
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              A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                For our Divorcees

                A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  For our Divorcees

                  Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?

                  Because they’re bitter.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    For AtW

                    Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
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                    So their nuts don't get wet!

                    More jokes at: Short and Funny Jokes | One Liners Top 100 | Short-funny.com
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
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                      Finds the nearest skyscraper.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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