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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
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one for the bremainers & Indyrefusers
What do you you call someone who riots at the outcome of a democratic process?
A Democrat.Comment
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One for MF
I've just had a medical. The nurse told me that I'm the right height & weight for somebody carrying a pianoComment
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Plan B?
Just decided i am going to open my own buisness
It will specialise in women to men sex changes
It will be called
Gash ConvertersComment
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Back in 2008 a lot of racists claimed that electing a black President would be the start of a slippery slope for America.
And it turns out they were right.
Fast forward eight years, and they've got a ******* Oompaloompa.Comment
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For RR
If I buy my wife a big diamond ring she will let me insert vegetables in her anus
I know what your thinking!
How many carats?Comment
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using this one!
My wife asked for something silky for her birthday tomorrow......
Picked up 5 litres of emulsion for her.Comment
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My doctor asked me if I knew my sperm count.
I told him I had no idea the little buggers were that smart.Comment
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