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    NAT was telling me the other day "I'm not sure what the best thing is about living in Switzerland, but the flag is a big plus"
    {emotionless greeting}

    Three Word Slogan

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      A photon checked in at the airport and was asked if he had any luggage. He replied "No, I'm travelling light"
      {emotionless greeting}

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        What do you call a room full of dead people?

        An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          After last year's Valentines meal out, my missus refuses to go out with me this year.
          All because last year she came down all dressed up to the nines and said "Well what do you think?"
          I said "You look just like a movie star, Darling"
          She said "Oh, how sweet, who?"

          "******* ET!" I replied
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Roses are red
            Violets are blue
            I've got Tourettes
            F*** off you ****


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            Roses are red
            Violets are blue
            I'm schizophrenic
            And so am I.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              I went to Welsh Toby Carvery yesterday and I ordered the lamb roast.

              Within the first bite I found a used condom
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Just had my Valentine's day card off Moonpig.

                She hates it when I call her that.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  I'm no expert the stock market but I do understand around Valentine's Day the price of flowers and chocolates must go up so that knickers and stockings can come down.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    I find red wine improves sex with my wife.

                    Especially after six bottles.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I asked my North Korean penfriend what life was like growing up in Pyongyang.
                      He said, "can't complain."
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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