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    Unemployment jokes aren't funny.....

    They just don't work .
    😎😁😮

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      #id
      I have often wanted to drown my sorrows........
      ........ But, I can't get my wife to go swimming.

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        #id
        If women are always right, why do they always keep picking the wrong men?

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          #id
          What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

          Gag

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            #id
            A lot of relationships start off with " Don't ever change." then progresses to " You have to change " and ends with " You've changed. "

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              #id
              Pandas are living proof that you can be fat by just eating salad.

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                #id
                The inventor of the door knocker has been awarded the nobell prize.

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                  #id
                  Definition of a transvestite.....

                  A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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                    #id
                    Take your mind off the thought of your parents voting Tory by picturing them having sex instead.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #id
                      To the Scumbag that stole 300 cans of Red Bull from my shop,
                      I don't know how you can sleep at night.
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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