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    Unemployment jokes aren't funny.....

    They just don't work .
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    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I have often wanted to drown my sorrows........
      ........ But, I can't get my wife to go swimming.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        If women are always right, why do they always keep picking the wrong men?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

          Gag
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            A lot of relationships start off with " Don't ever change." then progresses to " You have to change " and ends with " You've changed. "
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Pandas are living proof that you can be fat by just eating salad.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                The inventor of the door knocker has been awarded the nobell prize.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Definition of a transvestite.....

                  A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Take your mind off the thought of your parents voting Tory by picturing them having sex instead.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      To the Scumbag that stole 300 cans of Red Bull from my shop,
                      I don't know how you can sleep at night.
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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