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    #6621
    Why does the bride wear white? Its the colour all household appliances come in.

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      #6622
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Why does the bride wear white? Its the colour all household appliances come in.
      you come in household appliances??

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        #6623
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        you come in household appliances??

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          #6624
          I visited the offices of the RSPCA today.

          It's tiny, you couldn't swing a cat in there.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #6625
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            you come in household appliances??
            No, his household appliances normally leave him.
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #6626
              Got my eyes tested today and told the doctor I could see into next year...

              He said I had 2020 vision.

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                #6627
                Why is Boris Johnson similar to Santa Claus?

                Because in reality neither of them deliver anything against their make-believe promises.

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                  #6628
                  Originally posted by mb31 View Post
                  Why is Boris Johnson similar to Santa Claus?

                  Because in reality neither of them deliver anything against their make-believe promises.
                  You're hilarious, you should get a job at the BBC


                  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                    #6629
                    After taking Viagra, what did the spider do with his massive throbbing erection?

                    He stuffed it in his flies.

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                      #6630
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      you come in household appliances??

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