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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    You go walking near me?
    With a trailer in case he sees a generator.....

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      What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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        There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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          A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing but you accidentally say Mother.

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            'Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a lot of new faces tonight, which is disappointing'

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing but you accidentally say a Mother.
              FTFY. It's supposed to sound like "another"
              I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
              Hands... out infractions
              Face... the music
              Space... between the ears

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                How to cause American Right-Wing Cognitive Dissonance.

                Tell them:
                "I hear they've brought out a vaccine that protects against chemtrails"
                I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
                Hands... out infractions
                Face... the music
                Space... between the ears

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                  Mary had a little skirt, With slits right up the sides, And every time she crossed her legs, The boys could see her thighs.
                  Mary had another skirt, With a slit right up the front, She never wore that one.
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary. If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere..
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      I've just got back from a friend's funeral. He died after he was hit in the head by a tennis ball.
                      It really was a wonderful service.
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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