Please put more jokes here

[BrilloPad]

You go walking near me?

With a trailer in case he sees a generator.....

[BrilloPad]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

[BrilloPad]

There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

[BrilloPad]

A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing but you accidentally say Mother.

[BrilloPad]

'Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a lot of new faces tonight, which is disappointing'

[WTFH]

A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing but you accidentally say a Mother.

FTFY. It's supposed to sound like "another"

[WTFH]

How to cause American Right-Wing Cognitive Dissonance.

Tell them:
"I hear they've brought out a vaccine that protects against chemtrails"

[shaunbhoy]

Mary had a little skirt, With slits right up the sides, And every time she crossed her legs, The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt, With a slit right up the front, She never wore that one.

[shaunbhoy]

Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary. If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere..

[shaunbhoy]

I've just got back from a friend's funeral. He died after he was hit in the head by a tennis ball.
It really was a wonderful service.