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    There's a hurricane hitting where I live right now which reminds me of that old joke:

    Why is a woman like a hurricane?

    They're not. I get a day off work when a hurricane comes.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      My wife watches Judge Judy religiously.

      She's practicing Judyism.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Congratulations to Jeff Bezos on the successful touchdown of his space capsule...



        ...his second-most expensive separation in a year.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Originally posted by BR14 View Post
          you really are about as funny as a terminal cancer diagnosis.
          Genius.
          It's the way you tell 'em.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            I've just completed a course in critical thinking. It was rubbish.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              People say you never see white dog turds in this country any more.

              Nonsense. Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins are always in the news.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Doesn't it make you proud to hear Thomas Bach of Germany, President of the International Olympic Committee, address the world at the Tokyo Olympics?





                In English.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kerry Katona?

                  One's a despot and the other's desperate.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Gok Wan's bisexual brother is doing a book signing and, for every book sold this week, Gok is adding his signature too.


                    It's Bi Wan, Gok Wan free.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      North Korea is testing out a rocket that some believe is going to be launched to the moon. The problem is they can’t find an astronaut who will go to the moon and then willingly return to North Korea.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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