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    Tragic news from the Nestle factory today as a worker was crushed to death under hundreds of boxes of chocolates.
    He tried in vain to get help but every time he shouted, "The milky bars are on me!!" --his fellow workmates just cheered
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      My girlfriends dog just died so I got her an identical one.

      Now she's got two dead dogs.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Sinéad O'Connor has offered to sing the Prince classic at Barry Chuckle's funeral.


        Nothing Compares 2 U 2 Me
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          I tried to warn my now deceased son about the dangers of Russian Roulette.

          It went in one ear and out the other.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Funeral costs are so bloody expensive these days. At my mother-in-law's, after paying for the bouncy castle and pony rides, we could barely afford the face-painting.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              I'm a Bit Worried! I attended a funeral today and caught the wreath!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Today I saw someone waving but I wasn't sure if they were waving at me or someone behind me.

                I'm a terrible lifeguard.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  To anyone who has watched the Madeliene Mcann series.


                  Well done you have now spent more time watching her…
                  than her parents did.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    What do you call it if the mum dies during childbirth? Eternity leave
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      In today's news: 'Ryanair passenger dies of heart attack at 35,000ft in front of his grandchildren.'


                      He must've had a look at the price list for snacks.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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