Just been to see my football team playing on a pitch full of stones and gravel We won 3-2 on aggregate..
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spices delivery.
Cumin?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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So Prince Harry was allowed to wear his military uniform at the Queen's funeral after all.
The one without the swastikas, obviously.Comment
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After 12 long hours in the queue at Westminster today, including no food or toilet breaks, finally, the moment arrived, the Aldi manager opened Till 2.Comment
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He who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gifComment
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Saudi rulers generally have little regard for adolescents, but there are some pro-teen sheiks.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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More people tuned in to watch Queen Elizabeth's funeral than the Euro 2020 final.
I'm not surprised. If you watch football you'll never witness Germans getting buried by the English.Comment
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With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guys truck leaves him.Comment
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Vladimir Putin announces the results of the referendums that will be held next month.Comment
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