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[WTFH]

RIP to my neighbour.
He told his wife he was going out for some sewing thread, but he died after spending the day drinking in the pub
... Gone, but not for cotton.

[WTFH]

One for the Christmas present list (apologies for the septic spelling):

[WTFH]

I keep having the same dream where I'm a horse.

I've had it five nights on the trot.

[sadkingbilly]

[WTFH]

I decided to quit coffee and switch to orange juice.
I’m actually feeling a lot happier during the day.
My doctor thinks it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars but I think it’s the rum. Either way it’s working.

[sadkingbilly]

A book just fell on my head.

I have only my shelf to blame.

[WTFH]

My New Year’s resolution was to give up doing stunts from cowboy movies, but I’ve already fallen off the wagon.

[sadkingbilly]

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I might be a type O."

[WTFH]

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I might be a type O."

KUATB!

[xoggoth]

^ Gordoneo Bennuto, you must have some memory to remember a joke posted 5 years ago.