My girlfriend asked me to start treating her like the women from the classic black and white movies.
So I left her tied to the train tracks.
So I left her tied to the train tracks.
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"Honey," said the wife, "I've just checked your browser history and seen that you go on porn sites. That has to stop!"
"Ah, shut up," I said, "you sound like my ex-wife."
"What? I didn't know you'd already been married. I thought I was your first wife."
"You are."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I used to spend all day doing nothing but running through fields and meadows.
Finally, I was forced to admit that I had a gamboling problemAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's the difference between George Best and Princess Diana's chauffeur?
Best could take corners when he was pissed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Cheer up Hillary Clinton.
Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president , until after serving 27 years in prison .Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I ate some Korean meatballs last night .
They were the dogs bollocks.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana?
At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Words can't describe your beauty, but numbers can
3/10Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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You've got a higher opinion than I had on 14/04/16, I only gave her 2/10Originally posted by SimonMac View Post…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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