Originally posted by northernladuk
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I'm just a sick puppy. I still have a soul though.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword"
He was a carpenter that died by being nailed to a piece of wood, so he might have had a point.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Me: Doc my hands and feet stop working when i watch homosexual porn. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I'd say you might have gay tendon sieze.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What would you do if you wanted to know how many bees Noah had?
Check the Ark Hives.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Lying in bed, my wife asked what I'd most like to do to her body. I said identify it.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar.
The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave.Comment
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What did Britain say to its trade partners?
"See EU later."Comment
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Roy Hodgson has just been made prime minister
He has a fantastic record of leaving Europe swiftly.Comment
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I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.Comment
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