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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Omg lol. And you say I have no soul.
    I'm just a sick puppy. I still have a soul though.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword"
      He was a carpenter that died by being nailed to a piece of wood, so he might have had a point.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Me: Doc my hands and feet stop working when i watch homosexual porn. What's wrong with me?

        Doctor: I'd say you might have gay tendon sieze.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;






          the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            What would you do if you wanted to know how many bees Noah had?

            Check the Ark Hives.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Lying in bed, my wife asked what I'd most like to do to her body. I said identify it.
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar.

                The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave.

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                  What did Britain say to its trade partners?
                  "See EU later."

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                    Roy Hodgson has just been made prime minister
                    He has a fantastic record of leaving Europe swiftly.

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                      I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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