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    Joe Biden has announced that the US WILL be sending troops to Ukraine. They just need to wait for two things.

    First,they need to wait for the British to start fighting

    And second, they need to wait for two years.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Two Praying Mantises in a pub at closing time:

      'Another pint before we hit the road, mate?'

      'Might as well. The wife's going to bite my head off when I get home anyway.'
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Joe Biden has announced that the US WILL be sending troops to Ukraine. They just need to wait for two things.

        First,they need to wait for the British to start fighting

        And second, they need to wait for two years.
        Who helped the Limies out of two world wars?
        Yeah, and who was late for both of them.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          Ukraine has a comedian for a president.
          The UK has a joke for a prime minister.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

            Who helped the Limies out of two world wars?
            Yeah, and who was late for both of them.
            Ah excellent I don't need to explain the joke for you!

            Do you know why they call us Limies?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              My wife actually beat me in an argument convincingly when I presented mountain of legit evidence that masks, lockdowns, vaccines, mandates, etc, all did **** all, and my wife simply said all the measures did work."


              "How the feck is that ?"

              "They got Trump out."
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Annual reminder that if you don't make a pancake joke early enough on Shrove Tuesday, by the time you do, all that's left are the crêpe ones, which fall flat and make you feel like a tosser.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Message from the Ukrainian Tax Office.

                    “Have you captured a Russian tank or armoured personnel carrier, and are worried about how to declare it? Keep calm and continue to defend the Motherland! There is no need to declare them as income.”
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      Mark Zuckerberg wanted to change the name of Facebook in order to reflect its true purpose, so he chose the snappy 'Meta'

                      As he didn't think 'A Vehicle For Low Class users To Express Their Relentless Self Pity and Humiliate Their Children By Airing Their Personal Family Business All Over The Internet' would stick in people's minds.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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