Dear ITV, my friend just committed suicide after watching Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain Your move
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
Following the cancellation of Jeremy Kyle due to the risk of future suicides sky sports have announced they will not be showing Manchester United games next season.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
Mo Salah's daughter has scored more goals at premiership grounds this season than Alexis Sanchez
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Be warned, if your bank says you have an "outstanding balance" it might not be the great news it first seems.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE????
A LADY FOUND MY PHONE ON A CHAIR RIGHT BESIDE ME AT MCDONALD'S - LITERALLY 15 SECONDS AFTER I LEFT IT THERE.
I WATCHED HER POCKET IT.
SHE TRIED KEEPING IT!!
I KEPT TAPPING HER ON THE SHOULDER TO TELL HER TO GIVE IT BACK BUT THIS IDIOT DENIED HAVING IT!!
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING...
A BIGGER IDIOT KEPT TAPPING.... See more…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Link isn't working??'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Hindu, Muslim & Scouser go to Madrid for the final. Apartment owner meets them to let them in... there are only 2 beds.. guy says I have a barn down the road, one of you is welcome to stay there ..”
Hindu says, “I’ll take the barn, no worries”
30 mins later , knock at the apartment door, it’s the Hindu “Sorry, I can’t stay in the barn there’s a cow in there”
Muslim guy says “Ok I’ll take the barn”
30 mins later , knock at the apartment door, it’s the Muslim, “Sorry, I can’t stay in the barn there’s a pig in there, I can not sleep with a filthy swine there”
Scouser says “Ok, I’ll take the barn”
30 mins later, there’s a knock at the apartment door ... it’s the cow & the pig.....Comment
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