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    Here's one for those of you with cryptorchidism:


    What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?




    She choked.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      This bloke phones up his boss and says he can't come in to work today because he's sick.


      The boss says "how sick are you"


      He replies "well, I'm in bed with my sister right now"
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        There is a lesbian version of Ikea, no screwing invovled, just tongue and groove
        Thought this deserves a posting here too
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          BREAKING NEWS:

          A werewolf has apparently mated with the Loch Ness Monster.

          Please spread the word to raise a Were Ness.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            Two psychics meet in the street.
            "You're very well, how am I?"
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
              Two psychics meet in the street.
              "You're very well, how am I?"
              Is that where they were. I went to their shop to book a session but a note on the door said they were closed due to foreseen circumstances.
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Is that where they were. I went to their shop to book a session but a note on the door said they were closed due to foreseen circumstances.
                The little one had taken advance bookings and did one with the money.
                Police were looking for a small medium at large.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  I met a Welsh woman in a pub the other night.
                  She started by slagging the English off, it was going well.
                  So I had to reply, "In my experience, there are two types of Welsh women - stunning beauties and rugby players. Which club did you represent?"
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    quote but it amused me.

                    “Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.”
                    (Alanna)
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      “Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.”
                      (Linus Torvalds)
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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