A man walks into a pub. Ouch it was an iron pub.
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Smoking ban started years ago for Michael Barrymore. He threw a fag in a pool several years ago and never heard the end of it.Comment
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A Muslim has just driven a truck into another wall at Glasgow airport.
Police believe it may be the start of the religious holiday RamavanComment
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Police have just cordoned off Liverpool Airport following reports of a suspicious vehicle parked outside.
It has road tax, insurance and the radio is still fitted.Comment
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How spooky i just recieved this joke in a txt hmmmmm the wave effect as the joke spreads accross the worldOriginally posted by ZorbaThats the way the cookie crumblesComment
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How bizarre! I got it in a txt about two minutes before posting it, and just had to capture it somewhere for posterity. It just goes to show - always search the CUK forums before postingOriginally posted by wobbegong
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Originally posted by Money Money Money
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Two blondes walked in a building.
you would have thought one of them would have seen it."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Evening Moscow, long day!Originally posted by Moscow MuleFiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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