Please put more jokes here

[Bumfluff]

Whats Pink and hard .........





















Pig with a flick knife

[xoggoth]

Just have to post my enthusiasm for your stuff Mr BPad. Best thing on CUK currently.

Pleasuring himelf with a tree branch? How wierd. I would never use anything but a rolled up copy of the Sunday Times personally.

[Diver]

Just have to post my enthusiasm for your stuff Mr BPad. Best thing on CUK currently.

Pleasuring himelf with a tree branch? How wierd. I would never use anything but a rolled up copy of the Sunday Times personally.

The guardian surely

[BrilloPad]

Just have to post my enthusiasm for your stuff Mr BPad. Best thing on CUK currently.

Pleasuring himelf with a tree branch? How wierd. I would never use anything but a rolled up copy of the Sunday Times personally.

thank you kind Sir. I assure you it means alot to me.
Though I am sure you mean 2nd best thing on CUK - tpd must be the best?

[BrilloPad]

Why does the bride wear white?

It is the colour that all household appliance comes in!

boom boom.

[KathyWoolfe]

My only short term memory is about stuff for my kids.

I have posted nearly 600 jokes!

YOU post them and YOU keep a log.

How about some gratitude for my hard work and kindness in sharing my precious joke files?

I presume this is the beginning of sort sort of troll?

No, not the start of a troll at all.

I DO appreciate all the time and effort you make in posting them as I enjoy reading them regularly too and I apologise if what I said about duplicates caused offence.

[BrilloPad]

No, not the start of a troll at all.

I DO appreciate all the time and effort you make in posting them as I enjoy reading them regularly too and I apologise if what I said about duplicates caused offence.

thanks for the appreciate and the apology

I do try to remove rubbish ones and duplicates - and will keep trying to do so. apologies in advance for mistakes.

[Chantho]

thanks for the appreciate and the apology

I do try to remove rubbish ones and duplicates - and will keep trying to do so. apologies in advance for mistakes.

Just to say that as a minor poster in this thread, I appreciate your efforts, keep up the good work !

The duplicates and "rubbish" don't bother me, the worth of a joke is always in the mind of the beholder, so to speak, and sometimes having a groan induced is as good as a laugh.

[BrilloPad]

Just to say that as a minor poster in this thread, I appreciate your efforts, keep up the good work !

The duplicates and "rubbish" don't bother me, the worth of a joke is always in the mind of the beholder, so to speak, and sometimes having a groan induced is as good as a laugh.

Thank you kind Sir - I seem to remember you did thank me a while ago?

my word! I am not universally hated on CUK!!

[xoggoth]

Ok! Enough of basking in the praise, now GET ON WITH YOUR WORK and post more jokes!