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    Say what you will about grammar nazis

    At least they aren't anti-semantic.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Shania Twain has had a baby.

      She going to call it Choo Choo.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        words to live by!

        I've reset my "life goals" to things I've already accomplished,

        so everyday now, I"m overachieving ...It's all about perspective.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

          Hee hee hee! 'Screw'!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            What’s worse than waking up with an empty wallet and a sore head?
            Waking up with a full wallet and a sore ass.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Single door to buffet, double doors to salad bar.
              Obesity solved!!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                What do you call an Irish woman with 2 c*nts?

                Jedward's mum.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  It's true when they say certain types of music can take you to another place.

                  I was sitting in the pub last night and a One Direction song was playing on the jukebox, so I went to another pub.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Anyone remember the nineties, when you'd have to clean your mouse balls?

                    I'm glad I don't have pets any more.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Its TPD

                      "How depressing, it's so cold and grey," said the wife.

                      "Well, it is January," I replied... then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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