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Previously on "Please put more jokes here"

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  • vetran
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    Those who've got foot fetishes love people for their soles.

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  • vetran
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    I went to a disco last night. They played the twist, so I did the twist.
    They played jump, so I jumped.
    Then they played "Come on Eileen"
    ...I got kicked out after that one!

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  • vetran
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    My wife left me because she said I was obsessed with James bond, I was shaken, but not stirred.

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  • vetran
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    Questions have been raised over France's supply of weapons to Ukraine.

    Were they questions like "what are we supposed to do with all these white flags?"

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  • vetran
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    In the 1920s we took the children out of the coal mines.

    In the 2020s the most popular game on the internet is Minecraft.

    The children yearn for the mines.

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  • vetran
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    I never thought I'd say I missed the competency of Bojo

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  • vetran
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    My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed........
    "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

    Derry Craic?
    ah no Sickipedia but they seem to share a lot of jokes. Cheers.

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  • vetran
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    King Charles will not make as many foreign visits as Queen Elizabeth did.

    Because the Queen could go any distance but the King can only move one space at a time.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I've managed to keep my energy bills down for the next few months. I used a paperweight.
    Derry Craic?

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  • vetran
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    I've managed to keep my energy bills down for the next few months. I used a paperweight.

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  • vetran
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    My dad's star sign was Cancer which is ironic considering the way that he died.

    He was killed by a giant crab.

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  • vetran
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    Went to have an haircut Barber said do you want it cut around the back?

    No I replied I'll stay here in with everyone else

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  • vetran
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    Isn't a Truss meant to be something to prop something up rather than collapse it?

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  • vetran
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    I am disappointed that Netflix had to cancel season five of the life of Vivaldi.


    A spokesperson said, they only had enough money to fund four seasons..

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