Like Demi Lovato my preferred pronouns are also they/them. Not because I am non-binary but because I choose to identify as multiple people.
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I just saw katie price coming out of the fishmonger with a whole trolley full of salmon, haddock and kippers. Then she walked around the park collecting up dog tulip.
I think she is copying Gwyneth Paltrow's idea, and making some candles that smell like her vaginaAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning, and find that a Tesco had been built right next to his house.
It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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That pie smells so good I jizzed in my pants...
I guess you could say I came to my senses.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Me: “Excuse me, are these ‘genetically modified’ carrots?”
Grocer: “No, why do you ask?”
Carrot: “Yeah, why do you ask?”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What has McDonalds and a red light got in common?
My wife always drives through them.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My boss pointed out today that I only seem to get sick monday to Friday.
I told him it must be something to do with my Weekend immune system.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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You're either non-binary or you're not.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Soldier Potato Head was distinctily worried about being transferred to a MASH unit.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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