Equality time
Did you know that GJabs is really a well known movie actor?
Apparently he's been in A Few Good Men.
Did you know that GJabs is really a well known movie actor?
Apparently he's been in A Few Good Men.
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me: how can i come across as smarter to my date?
barman: add ologist to your job title
[later]
date: so what do you do?
me: i'm an unemployedologistAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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In The News: An 89-year-old pensioner was taken to the wrong house by ambulance and tucked up in a strangers bed.
Meanwhile, Wayne Rooney has made another generous donation to his local ambulance service.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I beat a chess grandmaster with only three moves.
He was tulip at karate.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Surprised no jokes about Prince Phillip's funeral Land Rover crashing into a Ford Kia.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Robert De Niro is set to star in a Hollywood epic about the life of Wayne Rooney.
It is called The Old Dear HunterAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A psychiatrist at an institute for the criminally insane is assessing a patient with a Rorschach Test. The first image he shows him is a dot inside a circle. He asked the patient "what do you see"?
The patient says "I see a group of midgets having a gang bang with a Japanese prostitute in school uniform."
Next image the psychiatrist shows him is that of a dot inside a square. The patient says "I see an elderly man with genital herpes 69ing with an unusually flatulent Mexican señorita".
The next image the doctor shows him is a triangle with a dot outside. The patient turns to the psychiatrist and says "what are you some kind of pervert"?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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After decades of unsatisfying relationships with women and only enjoying hiring prostitutes I have realised that I am buysexual.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For Xoggy
Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they’ll have Prince Andrew buried in a 15 year old Escort?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Congratulations to NASA on the success of their first drone flight on Mars.
Although London Heathrow did close down for an hour as a precaution.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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