They put you to sleep during surgery because the government doesn’t want you to know that you are actually a cake
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There is a joke circulating in the commonwealth:
"What borders on stupidity?"
"Scotland and Wales"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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If southern Americans have to give up their confederate flags, how the bloody hell will the aliens know whom to abduct?Comment
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I got sacked from my job at the undertakers as I was always late for work.
I'm just not a mourning person.Comment
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for our divorcees
I know all about the Birds and the Bees.
Divorcing my last bird I got stung.Comment
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What do standing on a 2000 ft high ledge and getting a blowjob from NLyUK have in common?
The key to both is just don’t bloody look down!Comment
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Beatrice's wedding was a breath of fresh air for Prince Andrew.For once, it wasn't someone else's daughter giving him away.Comment
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How many leftist SJW's does it take to protest the fitting of a light bulb?
Two. One to protest that the fitting is slave labour and another to protest that it only gives off "White" light.Comment
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