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    Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Originally posted by vetran View Post

      I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.
      I’m trans-slender.





      I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.
      I’m trans-slender.
      Are you twins?
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        What’s invisible and smells like carrots?


        Rabbit farts.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Just had the following conversation with my wife.


          Wife: Can’t believe how much weight I’ve gained since lockdown.
          Me: You haven’t gained that much weight. Come on… chin up. No, the other one.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            As I sat down next to a bloke on the bus he gave me a really strange look.
            “That’s typical,” I thought. “The bus is empty and yet I still end up sitting next to a ******** nutcase.”
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Just broken up with my girlfriend due to religious differences… She failed to worship me.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Yo mama so stupid…


                She even failed her blood test!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:


                  -Not saying sorry
                  -Saying sorry and not meaning it
                  -Saying sorry
                  -Not saying anything
                  -Saying anything
                  -Breathing!!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Yo mama so ugly even bob the builder cant fix her.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank,



                      give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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