Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency
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What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just had the following conversation with my wife.
Wife: Can’t believe how much weight I’ve gained since lockdown.
Me: You haven’t gained that much weight. Come on… chin up. No, the other one.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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As I sat down next to a bloke on the bus he gave me a really strange look.
“That’s typical,” I thought. “The bus is empty and yet I still end up sitting next to a ******** nutcase.”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just broken up with my girlfriend due to religious differences… She failed to worship me.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Yo mama so stupid…
She even failed her blood test!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:
-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Yo mama so ugly even bob the builder cant fix her.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank,
give a man a bank and he can rob the world.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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