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    Knock knock.
    - Who's there?
    - Little ol' lady.
    - Little ol' lady who?
    - When did you learn to yodel?
    Federico Razzoli
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      Dolphins and humans are supposedly the only two creatures who have sex for pleasure.
      In unrelated news, I'm banned from Sea World....
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        I bought my wife a rampant rabbit for Christmas. I’m not saying it’s her favourite sex toy, but it’s up there.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          I call my wife “her indoors” cause she looks like Jim Morrison.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            One for Brillo: Marry someone you only like a little so when you get a divorce it won’t be that bad
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              Ahs went goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
              The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
              The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Ahs went goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
                The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
                The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."
                Tha can't beat a Yorkshire accent joke
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  I've been learning how to guess the weight of dogs – picked up a few pointers yesterday.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    GOOD NEWS: I've just been presented with a Duke of Edinburgh Award.
                    BAD NEWS: It was from my driving instructor.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      Today I will be hosting a book sale until the librarians notice
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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